1,520 Got pulled over tonight for a busted headlight.
No ticket.
Waited ‘til he said I was free to go.
Informed the officer that he, too, had a headlight out.
File this one under “Scott’s Finest Moments”.
Dear Tumblr,
I need/want/need/okay-fine-just-‘want’ a large image (wallpaper-sized is fine) that looks somewhat like the background of this picture. Y’know… mountain, snow, trees, no leaves, etc.
Halp?
Shit Posi Pop-Punk Kids Say
I’m fairly certain this girl is, like, a Megazord of a few people I follow on Tumblr.
ifc:
The Audition from Mr. Show
If I ever audition for anything I’m doing this.
The perfect sketch.
“Perfect sketch” is exactly correct.
Legally required by the bylaws of the Alternative Comedy Act of 1998 to reblog the “perfect sketch” when it shows up on my Dashboard.
Beautiful.
Source: constable-connor
r3d:
Disney Is Selling a Joy Division Mickey Mouse Shirt
Disney is now selling a Mickey Mouse T-shirt on its webstore inspired by— no fucking joke— Joy Division.
Uhhhhhhhhh…. Does Disney know that the singer of this band hanged himself?! Do they know where the name “Joy Division” comes from?! Do they know how stupid this guy looks wearing this T-shirt?
(via Pitchfork)
Source: pitchfork.com
About
Scott // Connecticut
Twenty-something. Loves music; listening and playing... if only he was any good at the latter. On the other hand, put a plastic instrument in front of him; he can likely kick your ass at Rock Band. Likes the New York Giants and the New York Yankees. Will drop anything and everything to watch Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Stella, The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, and/or MST3K. Likes motor scooters. Has desperate desires and unadmirable plans. His tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent.
I am a jack of all asses.
If my life had a face, you would punch it in the balls.
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